December 2010
2 posts
A killer attitude.
Watching Toy Story 3 tonight I suddenly became suspicious of my Jason Voorhees doll and worried that he tries to stab all of my stuffed animals with his plastic machete during the night.
July 2010
13 posts
Teen Screams
I’m going through a serious “teen screams” phase in my horror movie appetite. Give me the beautiful teens on a vacation-gone-wrong movies; Turistas, The Ruins, Donkey Punch, Cold Prey. Give me the slashers and stalkers killing off a group of witty teens save for a girl and maybe her boyfriend though he’ll most likely be wounded; Scream 1-3, Urban Legend, Halloween(s),...
Isn't it romantic, what with all the death ...
I’m no stranger to the occasional survival horror dream. Mostly in those dreams there are zombies involved and I’m trying to figure out a way to either kill them, or hide from them. Once I dreamt that a zombified cat was trying to bite my legs. The thing was wile has hell and I knew if it succeeded in biting me that I would turn into a zombie too. So I fought like crazy because it...
WatchStarriors Deadeye attacks a mutated monster.
A new calling in life.
The other night on our way to a dance club my friends and I were waiting for the elevator in an underground parking garage. The occupants of the elevator descending could be heard from their place above, high screeching laughter and giggles filled the small lobby and Nat, Carl and I all exchanged smug glances. As the elevator took its place on our floor and began to open, the three of us...
Just like Wonder Woman's jet.
When I’m strolling the streets or having a polite exchange in a public forum I feel as though I am an honest representation of myself. I’m respectful, flirtatious, witty, polite, and wish the general population no ill will. I enjoy conversing with random strangers when the situation calls for it and often make eye contact with passerby and offer up a smile. But when I’m at...
In preparation for taking over the world. (or for...
Natalya: We will diet and train for weeks in advance.
Heather: We'll practice by spinning in circles a lot.
Natalya: We'll take turns spinning each other around and then punching each other in the stomach.
Heather: We have the best ideas ever.
Natalya: We sure do.
WatchTsunami doesn’t know how to open doors like a normal kitty. He shoves his paw through the crack and then shoves his face through the crack until the door swings open. If he’s on the opposite side of the swing however, he’s trapped, and can’t figure out how to pull the door open. He’s like a George Romero zombie.
My recent favorite moments.
Drinking a full-bodied red wine and eating ripe red tomatoes while sitting on a bar stool in a dimly lit bar, talking to my girlfriend about experiences and emotion while listening to the pool balls clacking together in the background.
Running my fingers down the smooth center of my husband’s feet while he lay on his stomach reading comic books.
Carrying my cat over my shoulder, feeling...